Welcome to The Bearded Iris: A Recalcitrant Wife and Mother Tells All. You are in the right place if you’re looking for straight dope from a suburban hostage scratching and clawing her way through life. I have a potty mouth. Consider yourself warned.
It’s a long story…maybe you should start at the beginning. Read my first post, Hello world!
But don’t stop there. Here are some of my all-time favorite posts… consider it a crash course in Mommy Smut:
And hey…don’t be a selfish lover! Share your opinions. Feeling shy? That’s cool…email me directly:
Oh, one more thing….thanks for the props, but I’d ‘preciate it if you didn’t “borrow” my stuff without permission. Thanks, Boo. Can’t get enough? Just ask me. I’ll write for you. For a fee of course, or at least a six pack.
Thanks, sugar!
Yours truly,
Iris Beard, aka “The Bearded Iris”
Bearded Lady image copyright by Michelle Knowlen 2008.
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Snap! We shall have to start a mutual appreciation society with a secret handshake and everything. I don’t know how I managed to come across your blog but I’m glad I did – you make me laugh!