The Bearded Iris

A Recalcitrant Wife and Mother Tells All

ASSuaging the Guilt

Hold it right there, bub. This is a two parter all about my bodily-fluid-filled Live Nativity experience at church last week. If you haven’t read the first part, click here. … Continue reading

December 27, 2008 · 4 Comments

Bring Out Your Dead!

Just because I’m married to an Italian-American does not mean I know how to properly dispose of a body.  But clearly I must seem like someone who can “take care … Continue reading

November 8, 2008 · 7 Comments

Crafty Dog

This is my dog. As you may recall, he looks nothing like Gwyneth Paltrow’s lady parts. This is my jar of Crayola Crayons. Isn’t it pretty? And this is what … Continue reading

September 22, 2008 · 8 Comments