The Space in Between
So yeah, I totally agree with you. The way I anal-retentively carve and lovingly salt-water-bathe apple slices for my children every day is borderline insanity at its finest. But lest … Continue reading
Five Great Books for Toddlers and Tired Parents
So today, the first day of Lent, I asked my two older kids if they understood the significance of the 40 days leading up to Easter. My oldest said: “Yeah … Continue reading
Ten Skin Care Tips I Wish Had Followed
Had to take the youngest to the dermatologist the other day to have a weird warty thing on his earlobe removed. We actually had it burned off once before, but … Continue reading
New Stamps Keep Mailmen Happy
Remember a few years ago when the hot topic was disgruntled postal workers going on shooting sprees? Well, looks like they’ve come up with a new way to keep the … Continue reading
Vajazzled Valentine Vulva Candies
Nothing says Happy Valentine’s Day like a cute little heart-themed Wal*Mart tin filled with Vajazzled Valentine Vulva Candies. This is my own special twist on the classic candy vulvas I … Continue reading
Oh, sh!t.
So I go to take Spider-Man to preschool this morning and as I’m getting into the car, I notice that something is wrong. Hmmmm. I don’t remember leaving all these … Continue reading
… and then my show-and-tell fantasy was shattered.
When I saw the sign on Ms. Evelyn’s preschool door that it was Pet Week, I should have just walked away. But that was when the Mommy Guilt reared its … Continue reading