Me so horny…
Last night my 11 year old son pulled me aside and asked: “Mom? What does ‘horny’ mean?” Oh Lord. Here we go. First I had to give myself the Heimlich … Continue reading
Five things I really hate.
While absentmindedly scrolling through my Twitter feed yesterday, I stumbled across this blog post title: Pet Hates. Not to be Confused with “Hates Pets.” Which just goes to show you … Continue reading
You better believe it.
I was wracking my brain to come up with a fabulous, life-altering tip I could share with you for my Just The Tip Tuesday feature today. And then I remembered … Continue reading
New Stamps Keep Mailmen Happy
Remember a few years ago when the hot topic was disgruntled postal workers going on shooting sprees? Well, looks like they’ve come up with a new way to keep the … Continue reading
How to Revive Your Child’s Limp Curls
In honor of relaunching The Bearded Iris, I would like to re-institute my “Just the Tip Tuesday” column. In the past, I’ve shared tips on a variety of things like … Continue reading
Protected: A Night to Remember
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And so it begins…
You would think that with three kids I would have experienced it long before today, but no. Today was my first time. My first time stressing over getting my kid … Continue reading
The Booger Heard ‘Round the World
Two bloggers. Two different hemispheres. One vision (largely impaired by too much clutter, dirt, and booze). Exposed for all the world to see as Housekeepers of Ill-Repute, Proprietresses of Dubious … Continue reading
Micro-Mangering
We have a Nativity Scene on our entryway table. It is a beautiful Fontanini set that my husband bought for me as a gift early in our marriage. Over the years … Continue reading
The Bearded Iris 